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First of all before I start, I would like to thank the man for the sweet birthday message he’s left for me on our blog. It was very meaningful and I totally loved it. Not just for the way you write, because pretty much anyone who can read must love the way in which u write, so expressive and with such ease. But for the what you’ve said. 

Secondly, readers and the man, what the hell is with this “near death experience” and why don’t I know jackshit about this? requiring explanation.

And finally, I am really sorry for not having written in a long time. I was held up with things and me and the man had a bit of a fight which probably also added to the blog being abandoned. Wont happen again. 

I shall write again very soon about how I met the man and my travel over seas in the next post.
Until then, 
Take care ya’ll.

Mwah..

We Humans! Our Actions!

Hello my dear fellow blog writers. Hope you’re doing well. I’m having a trying day today. Lol. And I feel like writing about it.

Let’s see… Basically you should kno that I am a very independent person. And I believe that FREEDOM is the biggest asset anyone could have in life. I respect every person irrespective of their morals beliefs and characters, unless their ideas are not in the way of mine, of course. I Don usually push my ideals down people’s throats also. Now having said that, I don’t hesitate to let the world know about my thinking either, you should also kno that I am a practical joker. I make big jokes about humanity and people in specific and usually I get hated for it, called an asshole and such. Lol. I don’t care. You can’t impress everybody. No one can.

Now today, as the story goes, I put up a status saying in Facebook saying certain kinds of girls are great and appealing. I did not mention anything negative about any of the other kinds of girl, mind. Lol. It was just a casual joke. Basically my opinion in a public forum where ppl knew who I was.

The result was astounding. Put a bunch of humans against one guy and of my god, everyone’s free and ready to criticize. People can be so much fun. Lol. As a mass they’ll always find something to negate and criticize. Usually that’s how it goes. Anyway… This status got so many likes from a mixed crowd and also so many comments against it. It was seriously some sight to watch. Everyone who commented turned against me, and they were all ppl who don’t kno me personally. That’s the funny part. X’D

Many People who knew well and we’re good friends me came to me in private chat, and gave casual messages and lol’s and scolded me for fun in an affectionate way. Certain other ppl were scared and they said I was wreckless and pleaded that I take down the status and save myself from public judging me. Lol.

As for those people who commented on my status, people who don’t know me well, lol, They were having a rage. “How could you say that, is this how you treat women!?” – “What about the other kinds of girls, aren’t they good enough?” – “You suck. This is the worst status ever” – “Classifying women like that is disgusting, Yuck” – “I keep getting your stupid posts on my wall” and such.

I really didn’t care about wat they thought or said really… Cuz i knew in my heart that I meant it as a joke. Lol. The girls who kno me personally kno how much I respect women and how I treat them. And frankly they kno that I don’t mean this with any negative impact on anyone. There’s nothing there which says that the other girls aren’t good enough or anything. It was just a casual joke. Anyway… Sense of humor is a rare quality these days. And  I told them that if any of them felt like all those statuses I put up were degrading women, they’re welcome to unfriendly me or remove my news feed from their walls. I was sure that the ppl who kno me personally will still stay with, and that was enough for me.

Frankly I don’t kno where the world’s going to. Lol. Jeez. You can’t ever say anything these days. Lol. One hundred selfies and still get likes but one word in a jeering manner and everyone looses their minds. I mean creativity is so despised upon. And yeah… This is wat happened.

To tell you the truth I was actually trying to impress my girlfriend. Lol. To say that her kinda girls were the best. So I’d get some thing extra in the night. X’D

Anyway… Touche to the world. But i ain’t gonna change who I am and wah I believe in. Like the legendary Rorschach says “No compromise in the face of Armageddon.” That’s the only wat to live in the planet. No compromise.

Near death experience.

This is A Man.

Hello.

And Apologies to all who follow this blog, for being inactive for a long time now! First of all I would like to say, that this is a complete pleasure because I am alive. Alive, yes. Alive – breathing – unharmed – unaltered physically. It has been a long time since I have written in this blog. Well, to be Honest, problems happened, were faced and then they were overcome. Cuz’ being in a near death experience can get you thinking all kinds of things. It changes everything and your view on every single thing in life. It gets you into a mode where you question your very existence.

To be frank, me and my partner had a fight. A quarrel or sorts, and we decided not to be in touch with reach other. Well, honestly Petty human fights and quarrels mean nothing anymore. Because life is short, unpredictable And completely unknown. It isn’t possible to understand your purpose in life. But we are young, and time still gives itself much role to play in our lives. Live, let live, forgive and always give everyone a second chance. Cuz you never know when or how anything might happen.

In Troy, Achilles says “The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed.”

I found this completely true. By one incident, which changed entirely who I was and how I think.

“We’re in the midst of a tremendous mystery, a great mystery. We don’t know what happens when we die. We might think we know, what’s going on now, but we haven’t barely a clue of what’s really happening. So in the midst of this great mystery, when we get a drift of MD in our neuro electro psycho spiritual system, it allows us to have a psychedelic bungee jump.”

I had a bungee jump of sorts too. Now, as much as I would like to say that, this is a note about my psychedelic experience, it is not. This was a real near death experience. And when I mean near death, I mean a miracle. It’s a wonder how I escaped with no damage at all, to myself. And by ‘Myself’, I mean this body that my soul has chosen to take control off, with the aid of time, chance and choice.

So the story goes… I met with an accident, It was my car. There were 5 of us. I wasn’t driving, A friend was. We were travelling at about 130 kmph. Before you jump to conclusions, no, we were not drunk and driving. The driver was perfectly sober an the accident occurred because the car lost control, zig zaged, hit a metal manhole cover which was in the corner of the road an the car flipped over 2 times. It was a serious accident, We lost a friend, on the spot, due to a severe head injury that occurred. (May his soul rest in peace). None of the others were majorly harmed. Now, The only reason that I’m Even alive and writing this is because I was wearing the seat belt which protected me from impact. I beg you guys, who ever you are, what ever you car you drive, to please be safe while driving, speed is definitely not a necessity at all, Safety is the paramount and only priority. Always wear your seat belts. Take me as an example. You can’t have a better lesson. My car was totaled in the crash and we lost a life, nothing can ever bring that back. I just wanted to tell you guys. Please be safe in your driving.

Now I know there’s no guarantee in life, or when our ascension may occur, but that doesn’t mean we should take chances unnecessarily. As long as we’re here, at least for out friends and family we could take care in our life, cuz we kno that our parents would be devastated, if something happens to us.
When I came from out of the experience, everything seemed better. Every day of life. Every droplet of water. Every single blow of win on my hair. Every girl that walked in my sight. The sun rise, Every day. Hopefully I will continue to feel this way all through life, so I may appreciate the wonders of nature and the beauty of life.

I just want to say, this might seem superficial and unbelievable, but I just want to say, I love you all. Each and every human life is precious and invaluable. If you have friends or family around you, go hug them. Love them. And show them that without them your life would not be the same.

Our time is short here, on this planet, in this body, at this age and time. Like the wisest Buddha said “Then trouble is, you think you have time”. Indeed. If we focused on the fact that there isn’t enough time, We would loose our stupid views of life. Be good. Do good. Love. Make love. Create life. Fool around. Live and let live. Give no room for evil. And when you do turn evil, let it be to vanquish other deadlier evil.

A little surprise…

This is A Man.

Hav you ever thought you actually can meet this type of person who can over power you emotionally very easily?

Well basically I should say that I’m a real hard person to influence. I do the influencing on others. An usually they succumb. And I am a real “I don give a fuck about it” kinda guy. And this is wat I knew.

And then I met this girl. So beautiful. so elegant. So pleasing. Intelligent and funny. Such a nice time I have just talking to her. So much of ego too. And the funny thing is. She accepts it. I really genuinely liked her more and more everyday and fell under her spell.
Slowly succumbing to her will and her ways. Lol. I didn’t even realize until too late, that I was opening up to her with secrets if my life, that I had practically not told anyone else. That’s that you expect to carry to the grave.

And then… This Girl told me to create a blog with her, if it were any other person I’d have gone, ‘Yeah, right!’ Cuz I’m the laziest fuck there is in the world. Lol. But she insisted. And continued to pester me, annoy me, torture me and order me to do it Everytime we wrote to each other. Finally I actually sat down one day and did it. She didn’t believe it when I told her I had created a blog just like she asked. Lol. The fool.

Anyway…  This one girl… So much life,  so much heart, sexy hot body too… All of these put together; The Perfect combination. Anyone would fall in love with her. Heck, them gods would too!

This girl who made me create this blog and writes with me side by side, as THE GIRL when I pose as THE MAN, I’m glad to have you in my life, dear one. I know it’s your birthday today and you’re so far away, I really don’t have anything to offer but my words. Here’s To a million more happy birthdays to you, just as happy as this one. You know you’re special to me. Thanks for everything.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL!!
LOVE YOU, MORE THAN EVER…

A MAN.

Neverending Assignments

This is A Man.

But this is actually Girl’s post. I’m just meddling in this. She is gonna be so pissed off at this. =P

Don’t leave drafts, GIRL…

Either finish it and post it, or don’t make one at all… Cuz you take etoo long to write down stuff then it looses it’s originality value an becomes plastic an rehearsed.

Anyway… Kudos on the citizenship. 😉

CITIZEN OF INDIA (FINALLY)

LOCATION: COMPUTER LAB, UNIVERSITY.

TIME: 2.05PM

FEELING: EXCITED, PROUD, HAPPY, everygood feeling out there..

MESSAGE: I finally got my indian citizenship..

Hello World,
Am I glad to be writing this post?.. First of all, before I start rambling on about how happy I feel and how crazy this madness is, it is my duty as a writer to set a situation to this post.

So here it goes: I GOT MY INDIAN CITIZENSHIP…. YAYAYYAYYA.. 😀

Yup, I finally got my indian citizenship, It all happened on a fine sunny day. The sky way blue, the bird were out and the kids were playing Xbox. It was yesterday, When a PostMan knocked at my parents big beautiful, bigger than necessary, pretty house (where I still live, I am not white so its culturally alright for me to live at home.). I opened the door, and to my surprise the PostMan announced that it was a parcel. I start guessing what the parcel might be holding within… *good friend –  sends me – indian sweets – for diwali- ayaya*… And then I come to the grim reality that I don’t have good friends who are thoughtful enough to do something like that.

 On second thought , it could be “Creepy Guy” sending me gifts again.. Yes,  it would have to be yet another diamond necklace I would have to reject from a past school mate (you know who u are asshole). I was thinking of ways in which I could reject the necklace in ways that would be painful enough to psychocogically scar the creep for life. And as I was exploring new methods of painful/heartless rejection options in my head,  the postie asked me to sign, and so I did. With a stroke of the pen on the digital pad, it was all over. The Parcel was now in hand.. Its strange how quickly thoughts can evolve from bad to WORSE. As soon as I got the parcel, all my braincells fastly started working towards guessing how colourful my mothers choice of words would be with regards to recieveing parcels from EX-StrangeClassmatecreepyguy.

I was having moths. 

 I did not know what to do. If suppose I opened it and it turned out to be a parcel from creepy guy, this would destroy my day.. i would be thinking about the fact that I ll be in trouble until my parents got home in the evening at about 6PM.. So I decided not to open it..

5 Mins later: Curiosity got the better of me.

I decide to open the parcel, after all it couldn’t be that bad, and even it was the creepy guy, it wasn’t like I asked him to send me anything.. and if my parents were gonna be upset about something I had NO CONTROL over then so BE IT..

The parcel looked white, cold and plastic. It was unusually flat to be a diamond pendant. I muster up the courage to open the corner and realise that it was navy blue in colour. “Its a Book??, OMG its a psychopathetic love book written by the “CREEP””.. I open it faster..

“Its my passport??”

So the assumptions and judgements I about the creepwhokeepssendingmenicegifts turned out to be untrue this time. I was feeling guilty for being soo Judgemental, I was totally unfair on the “CREEP”..

 Anyways it turned out that the parcel didn’t only contain my Passport but also my Over Seas Citizen of INDIA card..

I must say it didn’t look like much, it was darkish, paleish, uglyish green. BUT WHO CARED?? I certainly did not, after all it was THE INDIAN CITIZENSHIP.. I was satisfied..

I thought to myself I don’t have to put up with any of my indian friends saying “you shouldn’t be talking, your not even indian”
I thought to myself I can most certainly be home when I am in india.
I never liked being considered a tourist at home.
This ugly green thing meant that i didn’t have to get a visa every time I wanted to visit home.
I thought to myself I don’t have to live with a hole in my heart.

I was happy and I felt home already..

I excitedly went and told Man about how I got my indian citizenship. He just virtually looked at me in the eyes and said “Dude, its not a bigdeal, every Bozo can get an indian citizenship”. I however disagree, bcoz I consider myself a little above every bozo and I just recently got it.. So yeah..The Indian Citizenship IS A BIG DEAL

Just thought I would share my joy.. 😀
Have a nice day Y’all,
Love,
Girl.

Ghosts, gouls and firecrackers.

I am A Man.

Well it’s been quite a while since I’ve written anything quite this seriously in the form of a forum. I dunno if it will be as impressive as you thought it’d be. This isn’t the way I expected My first post to go but it’s Wats happening right now… So here goes…
Recently… There were a few festivities where I live, home. Halloween happened. And then the festival of fires took place. It was almost ironic, because people weren’t afraid of the ghosts and gouls and the other scary different characters in the tales that came to life on Halloween. Those that we say to children at nights to make them fear the gods and his counter parts. So many stories, stories which tell us about Werewolves, vampires, The Count himself, Freddie, Jason, The Slender Man, Azazel The Yellow Eyed Demon, The Devil, The Grim Reaper, the Ferry Man, The joker, and much more recent villains, from Keyser Soze to Bane. They were all drinking and partying and letting it fly, with no fear a of any of it. But the Festival of fire came and I saw people being scared of fire crackers. Not frightened but just alarmed. Fire, one of the most oldest and one of the sources of life I might say, the evolution also. I am inspired by many things in life, one such unique element is fire. You cannot weigh it, you cannot measure it, you cannot touch it (you can try though), and it has forms and shapes unknown, but my most favorite characteristic of fire is that it can grow. From a little spark to a forest fire, it can happen in a matter of minutes and it can turn such large areas to ashes, fire isn’t easily dealt with. Fire is one of the 5 powerful elements of the earth. And it should be worshipped…. By the likes of mere mortals everyday, for it has lived for thousands of years an still prevails to do so.
So this is my account of the last two days which got over with the festivities and much more happiness.

FIRST-Y POST

LOCATION: UNIVERSITY
TIME: 4.57 PM
FEELING: EXCITED
MESSAGE:

HELLO WORLD.

THIS IS OUR (THE GIRL AND THE MANS) VERY FIRST POST, WE ARE EXCITED TO BE WRITING OUR FIRST POST DESPITE THE FACT THAT I (GIRL) DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT. YESTERDAY WAS HALLOWEEEN, TODAY IS A NEW DAY. 

OKTCBYELOVE
GIRL